idbetheprimesuspect:

“So..—uh.
 Um.——c’mon, Kirby!
 Help me out here!
 Or do you get off by
 seeing me squirm like this?
 Because it’s not doing anything
 for me!”

  “I am helping. Helping you 
  not get thrown in jail, or
  chased down the streets by
  a protective father or whatever.
  Have you, I dunno, tried talking
  to her? It’s one hell of a less
  disturbing approach.”