If I invite you in, y'gotta promise not to kill me.

 “I’m not saying  the  Child’s  Play  series  isn’t  
  good, I’m saying they’re not in my top ten. They’re
  fine as far as classic’s go, & there’s been worse.“

  “Do not argue with me, ‘cause I will bite you.”

o p e n

     "Uh— no.“

o p e n

     "If you don’t close your mouth
     soon you’ll start catching flies.“

o p e n

  “If I wanted a bitch, I
  would have bought a
  dog.”

“I’d say that’s a new record.“

o p e n

  “There’s a fine line between
  cute and borderline creepy.
  You, my friend, are treading
  on thin ice. Last time I heard,
  stalking got you a restraining
  order. Not a date.“